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Still no good
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No way
—
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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